theassguardian:

tonyxloki by cheezah

elenithetallone:

I love Marvel. I love the Avengers. I love people who love the Avengers

AND I DID WAY BEFORE THE MOVIE CAME OUT

I mean it’s okay if you didn’t even know about the Avengers before the movie. And it’s okay if you love them and you’ve been waiting for this movie since forever.

BUT IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THEM AND STILL DIDN’T LIKE THEM UNTIL THE AVENGERS BECAME A MOVIE THEN YOU’RE A MAINSTREAM JERK.

mrsloki:

I think Arkham City should’ve ended with more homo. 

dandelamb:

I’m cooking tuna pasta bake if you want to come over

Dude mail me some, i haven’t eated in three days

My life

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

Uhm, so… Have you?

bobbieisbored:

Tried out my Dirk makeup today minus the wig. I wish I had freckles like this all the time

And the award for person who gave me the weirdest boner today goes to…

dandelamb:

I have a dipdab. I hope you’re all jealous.

Fuckin’ dipdab bitch

tooboringtoblog:

Hear that? It’s the sound of Ellie re-bounding.

Also the sound i make upon ejaculation!

benisatwat:

dracosbitch:

benisatwat:

Muggle

You’re not a fucking wizard mate
Your Hogwarts letter isn’t late.
So listen to this piece of diction: 
The fucking story’s fucking fiction.

(spartansrule) Hey fuck head, here’s a few things:

1. You don’t know what you’re talking about.
2. You’re an asshole.
3. FUCK YOU.

Sincerely, 

a proud Slytherin.

you do know that it’s possible to enjoy a piece of media without having it pervade every aspect of your life, right?

I don’t know Ben, he put forward a pretty convincing and detailed argument!